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@gruffybeard: 911: What's your emergency?

Me: I'm scared. I *gasp* can't *gasp* breathe *gasp* again!

911: Sir, for the last time, unbutton your pants.

911: What’s your emergency?

Me: I’m scared. I *gasp* can’t *gasp* breathe *gasp* again!

911: Sir, for the last time, unbutton your pants.

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