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@dire_beard: 911: What's your emergency?
Me: Whatcha dooooin'?
911: Sir, are you in danger?
Me: *giggles* You're always so worried, but I'm fine, silly

911: What’s your emergency?
Me: Whatcha dooooin’?
911: Sir, are you in danger?
Me: *giggles* You’re always so worried, but I’m fine, silly

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