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@chuuew: 911: What's you're emergency?
ME: You mean "your"?
911: OK. So..?
ME: Someone's murdering me
911: You mean "murdered"
ME:..
911: [dial tone]

911: What’s you’re emergency?
ME: You mean “your”?
911: OK. So..?
ME: Someone’s murdering me
911: You mean “murdered”
ME:..
911: [dial tone]

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