@ericacanrant: 911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!
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@idigcrazychics: Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener.
@TommyKarate: Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever.
@KentWGraham: Given the American diet, don’t you think we’d have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?
@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold