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@GeauxSaints79: 911:

I'd like to report a Twief!

911: What?

A Twurglar!

911: I don't follow

You can't catch em like that. Hurry they're getting stars!

911:

I’d like to report a Twief!

911: What?

A Twurglar!

911: I don’t follow

You can’t catch em like that. Hurry they’re getting stars!

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