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@SamuelHLowe: - 911,what's your emergency?
- I'm out of beer!
- That's no emergency.
- Chest pain?
- We'll send an ambulance.
- Make sure they bring beer.

– 911,what’s your emergency?
– I’m out of beer!
– That’s no emergency.
– Chest pain?
– We’ll send an ambulance.
– Make sure they bring beer.

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