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@_Bad_Karma: 911:What's your emergency?
M:I've been shot..
911:ok sir,keep calm now..
M:thru the heart..and you're to blame
911:Mr Jovi,this has to stop.

911:What’s your emergency?
M:I’ve been shot..
911:ok sir,keep calm now..
M:thru the heart..and you’re to blame
911:Mr Jovi,this has to stop.

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