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@murrman5: "911"
you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat
"how far apart are the contractions?"
about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast

“911”
you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat
“how far apart are the contractions?”
about 2 miles but I’m driving pretty fast

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