@RichHarris2: 95% of dentists recommend teeth.
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@NickBossRoss: Are we sure that we're supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I'm discovering I have much more in common with this blanket.
@gingerfaced: What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
@ifuseekamynow: I want to follow you back, really, I do. But the hash tags. My god the hash tags.