@KalvinMacleod: 95% of parenting is using your sock as a mop.
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@UnFitz: Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though.
@neerjagurnani: Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I'm affordable" instead of "I'm adorable". Stop embarrassing me.
@patnspankme: I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies.