@peachesanscream: Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.

@PengaloPie: Two things all artists have:

@SergioValenCo: Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

@heatherlou_: I'm not flirting with you. I'm just nice. Get over yourself. Except you. You get under me.

@JiminyKicksIt: It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.