@chuuew: BOSS:You were supposed to get an inconspicuous heist car!
ME:No one'll suspect the google car
B:It's literally documenting everything we do
@ticknada: Cops: You were driving while intoxicated
Me: I was in no condition to walk
@DanMentos: "How did your grammar competition go?"
I losed
@tiffpats4eva: Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat.
@sammyrhodes: Probably a good thing I'm not a ghost cause I'd just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food.
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