@jeannerbeaner: 95% of pet ownership is just saying "hello" to them in various tones.
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@GingerHotDish: *Throws up some gang signs* *stabs self in eye with salad fork* Hubs: Next time you do the Macarena, put your fork down.
@ElizaBayne: You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH
@BritXNic: You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother.