@Try2StopME: 99% of my socks are single. You don't see them crying about it.
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@TweetingDadGuy: When my daughter gets older, she will have a camera phone OR a mirror. Not both. Thanks for the advice Twitter.
@Darlainky: I got paprika once in 2002 to make deviled eggs and apparently I bought a lifetime supply.
@WilliamRodgers: They say all good things must come to an end... After 7 wonderful years of marriage... I walked in on my wife... Watching Twilight..