@Try2StopME: 99% of my socks are single. You don't see them crying about it.
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@hellohappy_time: [at deli] me: I'll take a platonic male friend that doesn't treat me like their manic pixie therapist lady: we have cole slaw me: ok
@RobDenBleyker: I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said "Never forget what I'm about to tell you" then some story about corn.
@Bob_Janke: I have a picture of my uncle standing on a tank he and two buddies destroyed in WWII. I cut my fingernails too short and I might stay home.