@Try2StopME: 99% of my socks are single. You don't see them crying about it.
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@Book_Krazy: I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist.
@whalesmells: You're the apple of my eye. The grape of my elbow. The lemon of my foot. The banana of my hair. My sweet hair banana.
@RxitWounds: OPEN UP THIS IS THE COPS What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]