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@SirEviscerate: *re-dials*
Hey girl, before I come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?

@bromanconsul: LA girls say they want to go on "adventures" but when I pitch the idea of overthrowing the yakuza they clarify that they meant, like, hiking

@viadear: Confusing the word, "jacuzzi" with, "yakuza" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once.