@briangaar: A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around
@putyoursisterd1: Before we get too excited about rising follower counts, it's good to remember that people also stop to look at accidents.
@KentWGraham: Whenever I skip a day on the treadmill, I add the 25 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow, I will be running until 2026.
@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.
@shut_uup: Yeah I pee in the shower, but not while I'm in it
@fillthevacuum: I put the p in pants.