@briangaar: A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around
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@imabbylouise: I have nothing in common with people that say, "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy."
@Dawn_M_: During a zombie apocalypse, establish dominance by approaching the baddest zombie with the snappiest teeth and braid his hair.
@patnelke: My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats.