@Girl_Censored: A 13 yr old just told me I was cool for an old person. I almost slapped her then she said "you're like 23, right? I bought her ice cream.
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@Rachelnoise: If you keep a pen in your mouth when you're on your computer no one asks if you're busy.
@egg_dog: dunno what the best part of this is? being called 'jack sexty' or getting an award for shitting on exercise equipment
@thomaskeamon: I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is belcalis almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating