@GeorgiaSweet20: A 17-year-old can win a gold medal at the Olympics, but I don't have enough energy to go to the grocery store and the post office on the same day.
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@ericsshadow: I've made 2 terrible decisions in my life and they're both outside throwing rocks at the new neighbors.
@GiantsofDiving: Does everyone get take 'by mouth' printed on their pills or did the pharmacist look me over and think hmm...this guy might go the other way?
@LeonEarlgrey: So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant.
@SCbchbum: The funniest part about The Bachelor is the participants actually think being married is a prize.