@omically: a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread
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@shariv67: Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say "Ask me again later."
@Parkerlawyer: Hubs sent me this text: There's no wrong way to tell the person you love that their beautiful. Me: *they're.
@beefman138: People who scream on roller-coasters : Did you not expect it to go fast down the hill?
@rmfnord: "Release the Kraken!" ... "Well?" "We released him. He just took off. It's not like he was trained or anything." ... "Release the tuna!"