@Ray_stephan: A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it.
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@omgthatspunny: Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
@envydatropic: According to all these "note to self" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean
@helltotheyaya: Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?