@Ray_stephan: A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it.
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@BillMc7: Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines.
@TheTweetOfGod: Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised.