@crunchenhancer: A 6'-6" guy doesn't scare me, but my 5'-1" wife does, if you were looking for inspiration to get married.
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@SpencerLenox: I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
@RoosterMustache: ME: snakes are mean TEACHER: right ME: but it's not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs TEACHER: ok ME: so the ends justify the mean
@clindsaysway: That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button