@JoshKnightComic: A 72 year old benjamin button, is a pedophiles dream.
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@respected_loner: whats that detective, the serial killer is in the mall? i'll hack into their security cameras real fast [types "job openings" into google]
@ArfMeasures: [mouse wedding] PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh my God [closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose] Stop. Turning. Round. THERE ISN'T ANY ACTUAL CHEESE
@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'