@JoshKnightComic: A 72 year old benjamin button, is a pedophiles dream.
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@lenadunham: To whoever has my old phone number: I truly hope you're enjoying those texts from that guy I met at that thing
@NicestHippo: [australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird
@RamblingMachine: I hate it when crazy people say Poseidon told them they are the ninja turtles and I don't even remember I told them so.
@briangaar: Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? "Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"