@torrami: A baby came out of my stomach and I was all "weird, I don't remember eating that..."
@trentistweeting: [feeding baby]
Here comes the plane!
*baby swallows food*
wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk
@AdamOfEarth: Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101.
Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed.
@Aspersioncast: My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one.
@Christi_Q: Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is.