@AntiJokeTyrone: A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby
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@imence2: I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week...because there's just some things they should learn from their dad.
@paulablu22: Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster.
@Xalqee: When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?