@aparnapkin: A bad analogy is like a cucumber
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@kumailn: "Well we've been looking for this multiple homicide suspect for 5 minutes. Time to close the investigation forever." - cops in GTA 5
@Playing4Second: I'm probably at my sexiest when I'm moving my head around trying to see if it's a smudge on my sunglasses or an eye floaty
@runningmascara6: I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole..