@Tayl0rBr00ks: A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater looks 97% like a roll-on deodorant.
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@WSiefford: I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face.
@SocialustGal13: There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people