@GroupieNo1: A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised.
@chrisdelia: Me: *Asks question on snapchat* Them: *Answers question on snapchat* Me: "Wait, what did I ask again?"
@Smooheed: Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English