@GroupieNo1: A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think.
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@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?
@murrman5: "do you know the best way to get rid of a wasp nest?" no, try using your phone [throws phone and hits wasp nest] *running* I meant google it
@david8hughes: [interrogation] "How do u kno the deceased?" I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape?" [leans in] I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
@jordan_stratton: The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful.