@oldmanweldon: A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
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@weinerdog4life: The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird.
@TheBlessMess: My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture.
@daemonic3: [home depot] ME: I think I like this huge decorative rock HER: Boulder ME: Ok [with confidence] I REALLY LOVE THIS HUGE DECORATIVE ROCK
@drxubair: I dream to live in a world where I can politely get out of plans by saying, "I'm so sorry, but I just remembered I don't want to"