@oldmanweldon: A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
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@TheDjinnTrials: I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes
@Amburglar_: Ugh don't you hate it when you accidentally leave the volume up on your phone & the next stall hears the *click* when you snapchat your turd
@TeflonPawn: Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes.
@dril: my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl