@oldmanweldon: A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
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@DaddyJew: Me: so what are you wearing sexy? Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow
@david_tull: Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on.
@Ygrene: "Please refrain, Angry God, from using the Newspaper of Doom" the Spider King cries as he orders another sacrifice into your sleeping mouth