@TheMichaelRock: A bee just landed on my cheek and didn't sting me. I think we're dating now.
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@mattZillaaaa: A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story
@AndrewNadeau0: You can just tell people you're writing a novel even if you're not. There will not be follow up questions.
@djdarrellripley: Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science...