@TheMichaelRock: A bee just landed on my cheek and didn't sting me. I think we're dating now.
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@RVGisFUNNY: I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying "Nope".
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Rock-a-bye-baby is my favorite nursery rhyme about the tragic consequences of putting babies in trees.
@Sassafrantz: My whole life has felt like one big hammock and everybody is watching me try to get out of it.