@imadepoopstoday: A better name for the Pope mobile would be a 'Christler'.
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@Brampersandon_: [office meeting] BOSS: Printer ink is costing us a ton. Any ideas on how to cut costs? SQUID: *looks up from phone* Why y'all lookin' at me?
@Just__J0: A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone.
@maddyalou: Son: Will you please just try to act normal today? Me: You're going to have to be more specific.
@XplodingUnicorn: The 9 circles of hell: 9) limbo 8) lust 7) gluttony 6) greed 5) anger 4) heresy 3) violence 2) fraud 1) shopping on Black Friday