@Tbone7219: A big shout out to my cat for hissing at an empty closet and keeping me in the bathtub holding a crucifix.
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@david8hughes: [airport check-in] Me: I'd like to check this in Clerk: you'll have to take that on with u Me [sighing & picking baby up off counter]: fine
@elle91: [Interview] Boss: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm a risk taker B: Can you give an example? M: *Passionately kisses boss* B: omg
@3sunzzz: Sorry I'm late. I had trouble getting my hedgehog into her sweater vest. She was being a little prick.
@juliussharpe: Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages.