@boring_as_heck: A big thank you to whoever spraypainted "KARATE" on the side of my truck. Cops are scared to give me tickets now.
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@Jerrypleasure: [Restaurant] Date: I like guys who plan ahead Me: If you die early, I'll marry my ex
@1Happytwit: I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.