@realHamOnWry: A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush.
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@Reverend_Scott: [Russian class] Um, why did I fail this test? Teacher: You just wrote in English and added "ski" to the end of the words... I knowski.
@AmericanGent69: *lights low *her fingers tracing a scar on my arm Her: How'd you get this? Me: *softly I whisper* Are you familiar with Scrapbooking?
@SnizzleFrizzle: My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark.