@realHamOnWry: A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush.
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@Julie_Cooker: Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time.
@rachelle_mandik: do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?
@hazelmotes1: Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*
@2tickytacky: If your date asks what you do for a living, just say "You let me worry about that."