@realHamOnWry: A bird in the hand is never as fun as a hand in the bush.
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@SamuelHLowe: - What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
@TheBoydP: Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week. Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??
@iwearaonesie: my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me