@piyush938: A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SwanieChicken: Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he's my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone.
@SteveKoehler22: Oddly enough, ever since downloading AdBlock onto my computer ..... all the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest.
@alldrolledup: One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week