@piyush938: A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt.
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@Laser_Cat: All the girls I've ever kissed can agree on one thing. It's weird that I have a beak.
@OnlyFastEddie: I get really freakin pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of questions. So no... the job interview didn't go very well.
@GrabTheWEness: When I went to bed last night I had 47,000 followers. Now I have 700. Did I spell something wrong?