@piyush938: A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt.
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@pharmasean: Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat.
@Dawn_M_: When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in.
@ericsshadow: At 9 y/o I was obsessed with extraterrestrials & desperately wanted to be abducted. I've changed a lot since then, for instance, now I'm 42.
@jenniferfralic: Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today