@david8hughes: A black James Bond? Wouldn't work. He'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin.
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@PaperWash: [First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered
@AndrewNadeau0: Just realized I haven't fed my imaginary friends since a tea party when I was 6 so they're all dead now.