@omgthatspunny: A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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@UncleDuke1969: And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19
@_odlanyeR: I still think my biggest regret is asking a girl out, and replying "me too" after she told me she had a boyfriend
@lazerdoov: If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot