@omgthatspunny: A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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@SmartassChef: Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box
@KenJennings: I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
@mattZillaaaa: I like to flush the toilet a few times when I'm on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again