@omgthatspunny: A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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@ericsshadow: [talking to son on the phone] "I ran away 3 weeks. You never called the police" I'm sorry. We've been very busy with the holidays and all.
@LOsepyan: If those Amazon drones can really get to your house in 30 minutes then condoms are about to become their #1 selling item.
@brianbowman73: There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one.