@thom_ebooks: a bottle of cyanide labeled GHOST PILLS
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@WhirledRecord: USA: "Hey, Canada, can you hold this for a second?" Canada: "OK." *USA hands Detroit to Canada* *USA quickly walks away.*
@JustDontBugMe: When I found out that my neighbour is scared of dogs I bought one And I have never seen him since.
@Brampersandon_: [around campfire] ME: *grabs guitar* Hey kids how about a song? KIDS: Yeah! ME: ok *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODI