@thom_ebooks: a bottle of cyanide labeled GHOST PILLS
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@pungodly: Apparently "I don't like scary movies," is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video.
@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u? ME: OMG SAME HER: What part's ur fave? ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo