@thom_ebooks: a bottle of cyanide labeled GHOST PILLS
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@MamaFizzles: Saw 2 of my kids hugging and then realized they were choking each other and was like, ok, that makes more sense.
@pmann555: They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea...
@UnIxphysco: My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded