@FilthyRichmond: A box of Cadbury creme eggs just propositioned me. Now we're in a van together.
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@AthenaMystique: 20 year old me: *imagines awesome career, travelling the world, being in love* 32 year old me: *tweets*
@HyenaEars: What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it "an apology"? "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"