@causticbob: A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"
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@dance_blessed: Your love is like Vicodin. You take away my pain but make me sick to stomach afterwards and you're also white.
@Phook75: So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts.