@causticbob: A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"
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@JediGigi: Him: When I suggested we try a little role play, this is not what I had in mind Me: [in Jabba the Hutt costume] JUST PUT ON THE GOLD BIKINI
@BuckyIsotope: *watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* "You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you" - Anonymous
@LibyaLiberty: "So,why r all Arabs terrorists?" 'All?' "Well,most." 'There's 369,243,763 Arabs.If they were mostly terrorists,you'd be dead' #ArabInAmerica
@tiemespankme: I like long walks along the beach until the drugs wear off & I realize I'm actually crawling through the sand at the local construction site