@DionneMcNutt: A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was. "Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."
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@Cheeseboy22: My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano.