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@novicefather: A breakfast buffet at my funeral so people will be happy.

But with soy bacon and chia seed pancakes so they know it's a time to grieve.

A breakfast buffet at my funeral so people will be happy.

But with soy bacon and chia seed pancakes so they know it’s a time to grieve.

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