@moooooog35: A bright side to having kids is that if I'm ever trapped in my car I have 3 years worth of half-empty water bottles and goldfish to live on.
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@KentWGraham: I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house.