@Swishergirl24: "Let's just kill ALL the characters"
-Game of Thrones
@XplodingUnicorn: I stopped my pig from eating a penny.
I don't know why.
I was so close to having a real live piggy bank.
@Pumpkinbabypie: HB: *text* hey, what’s for dinner?
Me: Roast Chicken.
HB: cool, you need me to pick up anything on my way home?
Me: yes, a roast chicken.
@Alex_N_Chains: If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque.
@humanwarnings: The next time I hang out with people who start making out in front of me, I'm going to start flossing my teeth in front of them.
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