@Neauxpe: A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment.
Bros before hoes.
@IGotsSmarts: My car broke down today. It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006.
@KenJennings: Oh I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood. This is a Ferrets wheel. When your compartment is 90 feet in the air, we release the ferrets.
@brownbear952: Favorite Doubles:
@ScottLinnen: If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me.