@LeonEarlgrey: "A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn't."
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@NASHterpiece: I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the shit I should be doing.
@kelkulus: Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars.
@Thynebear: Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe