@LeonEarlgrey: "A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn't."
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@IngestMyBabies: If a cop tazed me and then yelled "Raiden Wins!"... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him.
@Brianhopecomedy: If I applied for a job at the Vatican & they asked for my references I'd say, "Contact Him" while pointing up. HOW COULD I NOT GET THE JOB.
@truegritrumble: "How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?" -Cats