@LeonEarlgrey: "A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn't."
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@_Enanem_: I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
@causticbob: To tell the difference between African and Indian elephants you have to look at their ears. You lift one up and shout "Where are you from?"
@McGrumpenstein: Noah, surrounded by a million pieces & trying to make sense of his IKEA Arke pictogram instructions, feels the first drop of rain. Shit.