@jonnysun: a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion
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@Vice_Queen: I don't believe in gender equality because there are just some things I'm not meant to do. Like be the sane one in a relationship.
@weinerdog4life: Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet.
@XAIMMadellynne: Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down.