@jonnysun: a cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremeley slow motion
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@dumbbeezie: Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of your movie
@ReeseButCallMeV: Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ....
@mattytalks: I have a rare muscle disease that causes my hands to write racist things that I don't remember later. The Doctor is calling it Ron Palsy
@TheMichaelRock: I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves.