@__MICHAELJ0RDAN: A ceiling fan wont cut a bagel in half, not even on top speed
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@KKAlThani: Hello is this NASA? Ya what will happen if the sun decided to come out at night? Is it still called night or morning? Hello?
@ValeeGrrl: "Oh shit that sounded important," I exclaim as I vacuum and don't stop to investigate but keep on vacuuming.
@_ElvishPresley_: INDIANA JONES: this belongs in a museum! *11 people die* INDIANA JONES: this was worth it
@batkaren: Deep in the black void where my heart once beat, there lies a small, glowing ember-- oh wait no that's a Cheeto.