@crunchenhancer: A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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@robdelaney: Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrew Granola."
@rolldiggity: CASHIER: "Did you find everything you were looking for?" ME: "Oh, yes..." [places "How To Murder A Cashier" book on counter]
@Book_Krazy: Cute cat "Thanks. We dont let him in though cause he shreds" You mean sheds? "No" [gestures to cat shredding to Van Halen on the back patio]