@crunchenhancer: A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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@KentWGraham: It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol.
@jtrulez: Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear.
@BuckyIsotope: [on first date] Yes I'll have the- *whispers to waiter* I don't speak French *points at menu* "The French toast, sir?" Yeah. 6 of those.