@bearcub577: A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals.
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@senorwinces: Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.
@TheAlexNevil: If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it.
@Sarcasmo718: I'll buy the magic mushrooms, fireballs and flying raccoons but a Princess dating an Italian plumber?