@bearcub577: A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals.
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@Robert_Beau: I'm already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I've given the bird to lots of people today.
@KelFocker: A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."
@SouthernStylin1: Either that loud scream was a patient yelling for help or Fred pulled the string on the bird's tail for quitting time- Why my cw hates me
@MommaUnfiltered: There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now.