@rickygervais: A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa
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@jergarl: [at Timmy's funeral] Lassie's thought bubble: Frankly, I can't even believe he lasted this long I'm so tired
@gentilecoont: Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
@jordan_stratton: SON: Daddy, I keep hearing noises from my closet. I think a monster's in there. ME: Yeah, why do you think mom and I chose the other room?
@juneohara65: I was eliminated as a contestant on Fear Factor after running screaming from a bee.