@frankpallotta: A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994.
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@Diversion50: POLICE OFFICER: Your name? MAN: The Rock. POLICE OFFICER: Your FULL name? MAN: [quietly] Theodore Rockinghorse.
@pleatedjeans: [hiding in pantry from murderer] [quietly tries to open bag of chips]
@Cyd10e: There are some people who when they hit rock bottom, they refuse to just lie there... They just pick up a shovel and started digging.
@jazmasta: [running from a knife wielding murderer] oh hell yeah, my Fitbit steps are gonna be OFF THE SCALE today
@lovemyboots111: Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!
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