@garrettbarry70: A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again.
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@TheAlexP: Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money
@myonlymizztake: Did you guys know you get a full body massage while being embalmed? I can't wait.
@iamspacegirl: friends who just got married: We were kind of hoping you'd stick to the registry. me *crestfallen*: you don't like the jukebox of screams?